12 Sexiest Nude Celeb Scandals Of The Decade
When I was a kid, I thought that the 2000s would feature a technological revolution. There would be flying cars, robots, and space ice cream for everyone! But all we really got were digital cameras. It seems like everyday, someone is having a nude photo of themselves exposed on the internet. My fave is Jamie Foxx’s hot shot, mostly cause it was intentional and impressive, if you know what I mean. It’s not all beauty queens and reality show whores, as just about every type had a nude scandal this decade.
Jude Law got snapped sunbathing nude in France in his mother’s backyard. Guess she’d already seen it, but now the whole world has. The photo was unfair, yes. But everyone gawked at the image on the internet before he tried to enforce the law.
Who doesn’t want a peak at Prince William’s royal jewels? Well, a shot of his scepter was snapped while he was peeing in the grass at a polo match. Looks like the paps took him for a ride!
Pete Wentz took some dirty cell phone pics of his ding-a-ling. They got leaked on the net. And this solo shot got better press than his band, Fall Out Boy.
Cassie, who made a name for herself by diddling P. Diddy, was banned from joining Danity Kane when nude photos of her became public. But Cassie tweeted it wasn’t her fault her twat was on the web, “Someone has hacked into my computer … that’s real foul. Now, stop acting like you haven’t seen a titty before.” D. Woods, formerly of Danity Kane, retorted, “Cassie gonna sell some albums this round.” Boob-ya!
During the Super Bowl half-time show in 2004, Justin Timberlake ripped off a piece of Janet Jackson’s bra and we all saw nipple. It didn’t matter who won the game, Janet Jackson and CBS became big losers thanks to “Nipplegate.” Supposedly it was a “wardrobe malfunction,” but the FCC slapped ‘em with a half a million dollar fine and poor Janet, Miss Jackson if you’re nasty, was shamed. Truth be told, we thought it was hot, girl!
Rihanna knows how to rock clothes, but of course she still looks slammin’ without them. Unforch, she never meant for us to know that. No thanks to one of her exes, nakey photos of her hit the net last May. Now, we’ll just have to settle for photos she releases of the not-so intimate places she’s tattooed.
Who could forget actor Channing Tatum’s stripper video? Shake it like a Polaroid picture, or actually, a digital video.
Miley Cyrus, nude, but covered up in a sheet epic scadaloso! Shot by renowned and brokey broke photog Annie Liebovitz, the photo revealed the sex cat inside the lil’ kid star kitten. From there, Miley was onto stripper poles. Rawr!
Another Disney star, Adrienne Bailon, took some shots of her wonderland for ex-fiancé Robert Kardashian. Back in November, the Cheetah Girl’s laptop got stolen at JFK airport. Although she paid a reward to get her computer back, the sexy shots were ripped right off her hard drive and posted for the whole interweb to see. Her lawyers have since forced the sites to take the leaked pic of her bare badonkadonk down. After all, some things shouldn’t fly at an airport.
Sexting got taken to a whole new sad, sexist level when two Seattle cheerleaders were harshly punished for nude photos of them that boys passed around the whole school. As if the exposure and ridicule weren’t bad enough, they were suspended, one for one month, the other for a year! As one of the mothers pointed out, “If she had been caught taking illegal drugs twice, she would not have been punished this severely.” On the other hand, the boys responsible for spreading the naked shots got off without even a slap on the wrist. WTF?! While it’s not illegal to take pictures of yourself in the buff, it is illegal to distribute child porn.
Homophobic beauty queen Carrie Preejan is as fake as her tan and the titties Donald Trump bought her. After claiming gay marriage is abhorrent, her own pornographic photos and videos started surfacing. We’ll get to the videos later, but suffice it to say you can take your pick of tawdry pics of the former Miss California. Here she comes, almost Miss America! Seriously, we’re just waiting for girl-on-girl makeout photos to leak.
Tiger Woods’ hole in one, er, mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, had some naked shots surface of her after she said they had relations. She timed the shots perfectly with her 15 minutes of fame, and the world pretended to be shocked for an extra minute.
Ten years ago, Madonna turned 40. It was, of course, a huge affair, as Madonna was (and still is) synonymous with celebrity, and cantankerous pop culture theorists found it a staggering victory on her part that she still managed to be relevant at such an age. Everywhere, the news of her birthday was upon us. It was almost akin to the Y2K countdown.
